The top 10 things you can do with your mouse and not your pussy cat!

Most people would agree that a mouse is far more exciting than the average pussy cat.
We have listed some of the top 10 things that you can do with your mouse and not with your pussy.

Let us begin by counting down the top 10.

10 Pussy: You always need to worry about someone to look after your pussy when you go away.
10 Mouse: When going away you either shut down your desktop, or simply take your laptop with you.

9 Pussy: Your pussy is always in need of being fed.
9 Mouse: Your mouse is at no stage ever hungry.

8 Pussy: Your pussy can roam the streets disappear for days on end.
8 Mouse: Your mouse is usually found at the same place where you last left it.

7 Pussy: Your pussy doesn’t really offer entertainment on demand.
7 Mouse: Your mouse is able to take you to many online entertainment channels like golivexxx.com where you are able to see pussy of the other kind.

6 Pussy: Your pussy is always at the risk of getting fleas.
6 Mouse: Your mouse has not possible way of contracting any electronic virus.

5 Pussy: Your pussy is always on the prowl for a mate.
5 Mouse: Your mouse is able to logon to www.golivexxx.com and enjoy all the talent from around the world.

4 Pussy: Your pussy can only keep you thrilled for a certain number of years before it expires.
4 Mouse: Your mouse is able to provide you with years of uninterrupted golivexxx.com pointing.

3 Pussy: Your pussy always sheds fur
3 Mouse: Your mouse is a sleek, clean, aerodynamic, site searching machine

2 Pussy: Not everyone wants to play with your pussy.
2 Mouse: Everyone wants to hold your mouse.

1 Pussy: Your pussy makes a mess and needs to have cat litter.
1 Mouse: Your mouse is house trained from the day you connect it to your pc.
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