The Entrance To Narnia Is Somewhere Beneath This Carpet
Light Fitting Trapeze
Staple Grandma
Rinse The Poor Kid
They'll Never Find The Gerbil
Who Needs Brakes?
Lick Chase
Raise The Dead
Clown Kick Relay
Having said that, I can think of at least three of the above I've just about stopped from being played. The life of a kids entertainer can often be very interesting...