Dating: How Your Date Will Treat You If You Are a Man

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<h1>Dating: How Your Date Will Treat You If You Are a Man</h1> by Sharon Gerad <div align=justify>Inform the mind about newly carried out studies on inter-species communication between the sexes. Doomed or not is what you can determine by reading the facts. A humorous look into the not so secret inner workings of the female mind, good for a laugh. Even though if you ask a woman if she is a typical woman she will say no, chances are if you ask her significant other he will probably say that she has many of the stereotypical traits that men are always making fun of, but confronted with this insight the woman will not only deny this, but will give examples of how she is not like other women. Here, you will be able to examine and appraise some of the more common ways in which women behave in all their dealings with their men. 1) She can and will confront her partner when she feels she has grown in size. But, for him, his reply must always be similar. 2) She will talk against her own kin. But, under no circumstances can he indulge himself in such behaviour as well. 3) Just like the fact mentioned in point number three, she will talk out against his kin as well, but here too, he must agree or else he cannot see clearly. 4) Only he can be called lazy if he forgets or fails to clear up the mess. But when she fails to do so, she will smile and claim that the reason behind this is not laziness but fatigue. 5) She is allowed to claim that if he is annoyed by her behaviour, he can leave. But, he can, under no circumstances, claim the same thing. 6) When he barks out at their kids, he must control himself because she never does the same. In her case, it is their kids who must learn how not to anger her. 7) When a Woman asks her significant other to make her a cup of coffee it is no big deal, and is expected to be done with out a complaint, but if a man asks a woman for a cup of coffee the woman will come back with "I am Not Your Slave". 8) When the partner does not respond, the woman shouts and asks him to do so. But when he does, the woman shouts and asks him to shut up. 9) A woman complains against her partner who does not give in when the matter is important to her. But, on the other hand, every matter and incident is important to the woman. 10) When the partner buys something, he is wasting money. But, when the woman purchases something, it is because she only lives once. 11) He has got to learn how to apologize to her because this is one of his major faults. She, on the other hand, is always willing to apologize. The only problem why she does not is that such an occasion has yet to arise. 12) He must spend a lot of time fueling their love, but she does not have to as she has worked hard and had a terrible day. Closure: Let it not be argued or mentioned that a man is more than a woman because the opposite is the case. Women have more brains, are funnier and have a much better sense of fashion and humane characteristics. All I have done above is pointed out some of our female oddities, and such have not degraded women, but rather empowered them. Attention: No part of the above essay is meant to detail or criticize women. Each different point is merely part of my attempt in mapping out how an amusing portrait of a married woman.</div> Article source: <a href="http://www.ArticlePros.com/arts_and_entertainment/humor/article-81394.html">ArticlePros.com</a> <table align=center width=550 cellspacing=1 bgcolor=silver cellpadding=5> <tr bgcolor=antiquewhite> <td> About the author Criticizing <a href="http://www.gambling-portal">cyber casinos</a> is what Sharon Gerad loves to do. She also adores taking part in some online game or other such as <a href="http://www.gambling-portal/blackjack.html">21 blackjack</a> or <a href="http://www.gambling-portal/craps.html">online craps</a> where she only plays for fun. <a href="http://www.gambling-portal.com" target="_blank" title="will open in new window" class=blue>http://www.gambling-portal.com</a> <input type=button class=asubm value="Other articles by Sharon Gerad" onclick="document.location='http://www.ArticlePros.com/author.php?Sharon Gerad'" style="height:20px;cursor:hand"> </td> </tr> </table>